Twistlines : Twisted Headlines from India

A little twist in the headlines. Not so fresh. Some comments may be black.



* Vishwakarma is responsible for train accidents : Laloo Yadav (Kamdev is responsible for my 9 childrens)

* Vajpayee has a new hobby of cracking jokes : Old Wine, Old Bottle & New Knee Cap

* Delhi : The rape capital of India (Q : Rape as in Women & Rapist or Rape as in Country and Politicians ?)

* 'Bruised' Pak blasts US for terror checks (When india can show mercy for rapists, why can't Americal show mercy for terrorists?)